The annual meeting of the Pets of the Unusually Gifted support group gathered in an unidentified location last Tuesday to chat, complain, console, and otherwise discuss their difficult owners.
Chocolate was looking rather svelte, if a bit singed around the edges. “Sometimes,” she admitted, “I don’t know what’s wrong with that Enya.”
Sophocles, another cat, empathized. “One time, Rachelle went all fire-queen on me and I had to get a summer cut in winter.”
“What did you do?” Chocolate demanded.
“I tried to go outside. I shed cat hair on her jeans for that one.”
Kingdoms and Thorn/Fire and Water Fanfic: Pets of the Unusually Gifted
Chocolate was looking rather svelte, if a bit singed around the edges. “Sometimes,” she admitted, “I don’t know what’s wrong with that Enya.”
Sophocles, another cat, empathized. “One time, Rachelle went all fire-queen on me and I had to get a summer cut in winter.”
“What did you do?” Chocolate demanded.
“I tried to go outside. I shed cat hair on her jeans for that one.”
Chocolate preened. “I had kittens.”