Two Memes for the Price of One

[scribblemyname]

Gacked from melannen (on DW):

If you want to see me do one of these, leave a number in a comment and I'll answer!

1: Go to your oldest work online and find the most cringe-inducing section.
2: What's the most embarrassing porn you've ever written?
3: Most embarrassing drawerfic.
4: Laziest ending.
5: Worst beginning.
6: Send me one of my own fics to flame.
7: Rank your top five worst fics.
8: How do you disagree with your AO3 stats page?
9: Send me one of my own fics and I'll write the worst comment imaginable for it.
10: Write a parody of your own style.


And for a nicer meme, gacked from xenokattz ages and ages ago and just felt like unearthing it:

If I made Cinderella, the audience would immediately be looking for a body in the coach.
— Alfred Hitchcock

When I write a story, what do you immediately look for?

Comments

[in-the-blue.livejournal.com]

The thing about cringeworthy fic is that at the time, we don't always know it's as bad as it is. Especially early on, when we think we're all that and a bag of chips just for having written something.

But...I like that little ficlet.

[scribblemyname]

Yay.

Yeah, I lucked out in losing my first set of fanfic. And I mean completely. It's gone, gone, gone. :sniffs: